Who was horribly bored by a Bee;
When they said, 'Does it buzz?'
He replied, 'Yes, it does!'
'It's a regular brute of a Bee!'
1.There was an Old Man of Bloggingham______,
Who lived upon a crumbling old dam____________;
When that did not hold______,
He took all the Queen's gold__________,
That nasty Old Man of The Sham_______.
2. There was a Young Lady whose eyes_____,
Were unique as to color and__size_________;
When she opened them _wide_____,
People all turned _to hide______,
And started away in _surprise.________
3. There was a Young Lady of _Yore_____,
Who casually sat on a _floor_______;
When the door squeezed her _aft_____,
She exclaimed, '__Are you daft______?'
This courageous Young Lady of _Yore_______.
4.There was an Old Man with a _cane____,
Who bumped at it _time & again_______;
But they called out, '_stop, sir_____!
You're a horrid old cur_____!'
So they smashed that Old Man with that cane______.
5. There was a Young Lady whose bonnet______,
Came untied when the birds sate upon it_______;
But she said: 'I don't care!
All the birds in the _air_____
Are welcome to sit on my _bonnet______!'
6. There was an Old Man of the Dungeon______,
Who never knew what he should bludgeon _____;
So he tore off his chest hair_____,
And behaved like a wild bear______,
That intrinsic Old Man of _the Dungeon____.