THURSDAY THUNKS-WHERE'S BER?

Humpty Dumpty, Kankles & More!

Welcome to the October 15th version of Thursday Thunks!

(which we always seem to post on Wednesday)

Where we make you think

a little bit before you blog!

This week we will answer some crazy questions brought to you by

Kimber, the number 32 (as in only 32 people played last week) and the color of dog poop on your shoe.

1. Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall,

Humpty Dumpty had a great fall.

All the king's horses,

And all the king's men,

Couldn't put Humpty together again.

Why was Humpty Dumpty sitting on that wall?

Cause he didn't want to go back in the Queen's dungeon!

2. If Mother Goose and Father Time had kids, what would they look like and what would they be named?

3. Does Barbie have kankles?

Only after she eats too much chocolate!

4. Have you ever been featured in a magazine?

Once when I was a kid I had a poem published.

5. Did your parents keep a baby book for you? If so, how often have you looked through it?

I don't have a clue!

6. If someone dropped off a case of candy bars at your front door, what kind of candy bar would you want? (Berleen's question from Insanity Cafe.)

Hershey bars. baby!

7. Rub-a-dub-dub,

Three men in a tub,

And how do you think they got there?

The butcher, the baker,

The candlestick-maker,

They all jumped out of a rotten potato,

'Twas enough to make a man stare.

What happened to the rotten potato? Further more, if they jumped out of a rotten potato, do you think they stink?

It's ok, Kimber! Sit quietly till the men in the white coats get there. They are gentle and kind and will help you answer your question...

Thanks again for playing Thursday Thunks, and please visit the other blogs. You never know, you might just find someone who blogs to release the crazy thoughts just like you. Or like me.

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THURSDAY THUNKS-THUNKERS WORSE THAN THE THUNKS!

Welcome to the October 8th version of Thursday Thunks!

(which we always seem to post on Wednesday)

Where we make you think

a little bit before you blog!

This week we will answer some crazy questions brought to you by

Thursday Thunkers, the number 301 and the color ketchup red.

~This week we will answer questions from the Thunkers themselves. All questions were copied and pasted directly from the blogs. We will continue thunkers questions next week so if we haven't used your question yet... we will!~

1. Bud- What type of meme question is the hardest?

The stupid ones.

2. Smart Cent's Mom- If you could be any person living or dead, who would you be?

My beloved Grandmother.

3. Thom- You accidentally bumb into someone at a store and you apologize. The person you bumped into says no problem and you notice food stuck in their teeth. What do you do?

You can tell if the food has been there for a while. If so, go about your business cause that person doesn't care.

4. Captured Memories- "Do you ever shed a tear when you poop?"

See question and answer #1!

5. Mejis- If a tree falls in the forest and no one is there to hear it, it's still a tree, right?

See question and answer #1!

6. Tosin- What is something you have said to someone that you wish you could take back?

"I hate you."

7. Annie's home- not feeling very creative here so I will ask if you were in the Big Brother house how would you play the game?

I really wouldn't decide until I arrived at the house and sized everyone up.

8. Meandering Matt- Mac (which is still a PC (personal computer) in my opinion) or PC (Microsoft)?

I'm not informed enough to make that call.

9. Living Dead Nurse- Do you think Jay Leno’s show should be cancelled?

No Jay Leno? Heaven forbid! But Conan O'Brien has zero talent! I wish Jay was back on the Late Show.

10. Dixie Chick- I LOVE VICTORIA SECRET PANTIES AND THEY ARE THE ONLY KIND I WEAR. JUST BOUGHT 5 NEW PAIR THE OTHER DAY. 2 BLACK, 2 RED AND 1 PURPLE. THEY ARE ALL FRESHLY WASHED AND READY TO WEAR. MY QUESTION IS.....WHAT SIZE BRA DO I WEAR...?

See question and answer #1!

11. And finally one by Kimber (just so you don't think I am too lazy)- There is a rattlesnake living behind the warehouse my husband's company just moved into, tarantulas in our side yard, scorpions all around at night and coyotes howling and running down the street in front of our house. So what color sheets will you want on your bed when you come to visit me?
Who said I'd visit you??

THURSDAY THUNKS-INCOMING!

Mouthwash, Phone Numbers And A Couple Thunkers Questions

Welcome to the October 1st version of Thursday Thunks!

(which we always seem to post on Wednesday)

Where we make you think

a little bit before you blog!

This week we will answer some crazy questions brought to you by

Kimber, the number uno and the color of the night in a moonless sky.

1. What color is your mouthwash?

Mouthwash! Yuck!

2. Do you remember your first phone number? Have you called it recently?

Gee, I really don't remember, but the format isn't used now anyway.

3. BPD in OKC's question- Do you have a super-secret hiding place and what's in it?

When I'm hiding something, it's the top shelf in my closet, usually around Christmas time. But nothing hidden right now.

4. When was the last time you used a pay phone? How much did it cost to make the call?

It's been a couple of years at least and it was $.75.

5. What was that noise?

EARTHQUAKE!!

6. Stef H's question- how long is a woodpecker's pecker?

Uh, however long you want or need it to be, I guess! Maybe long enough to get the job done????

7. How many comments did you receive on your last Thursday's Thunk? 

Not enough to matter, but more than I expected!

THURSDAY THUNKS:LATHER AND LAUGH

Lather Up, Laugh It Up, And Have A Colorful Day!

Welcome to the September 24th version of Thursday Thunks!

(which we always seem to post on Wednesday)

Where we make you think

a little bit before you blog!

This week we will answer some crazy questions brought to you by Kimber, the number 1172007 and the color of the walls in an asylum.

1. Does soap or shampoo have to really lather up for you to feel that it cleaned throughly?                        Of course! I've been brainwashed by that industry, too!

                

2. Do you have a long standing joke with someone that you still laugh about every time you talk to that person?

No, I do not!

3. Share something that happened to you this past week that was unusual.

Not a darn thing!

4. If you dropped a purple crayon and a green crayon off a roof, which would melt faster in the sun?

The green one. The purple escaped the ravages of that mean old sun by rolling down the storm drain.

5. You are standing in line (grocery store, bank, etc.), and someone gets in line behind you that stinks. The stink is so bad that people in line in front of you turn around and look to see if you are the one causing the stink. Do you cover your nose, hold your breath, breathe through your mouth or just get out of line altogether?

I'd ask the person behind me if he or she would like to go ahead of me.

6. If you dropped your cell phone in the toilet, would you fish it out? If so, how much soap would you use to wash your hands afterwards?

What else are you going to do? Flush it down the toilet to wedge sideways and clog the drain? If you get a good lather you don't have to use very much soap!

7. Sydney Australia dust storm (link). How long do you think it would take you to clean your house after that sort of dust storm?

I prefer to not even think about the possibility. Why borrow trouble? I'll just pray for all those affected by the storm.

8. Do you think you can dance?

I love to dance, but since I've never taken lessons, I do it my way!

9. You are out to eat and someone across the room is staring at you. Do you get paranoid, try to ignore them, or go find out why they are staring at you?

I'd give a little salute or wave. That usually solves the problem.

10. Come up with a crazy, wacky Thursday Thunk question.
In what strange and unusual way did you meet your significant other?

THURSDAY THUNKS

Ouch, denim, news and that desert island question again....

Welcome to the September 17th version of Thursday Thunks!
(which we always seem to post on Wednesday)
Where we make you think a little bit before you blog!
This week we will answer some crazy questions brought to you by Berleen, the number one thousand twenty seven and the color of leaves in the fall.

1. My daughter (aka Demon #1) informed me the other day that her hugs were worth a million dollars. Would you give up hugs - giving and receiving - for the rest of your life, for a million dollars?

NO! There's just some things money can't buy! That and a ticket to the Enterprise!

2.Have you ever been bitten by a member of the canine family?

No, but I was bitten on my boob by a 40 lb rabbit! Does that count? It should count! It hurt!(SEE! You thought I was kidding, didn't you?)

3. What is your favorite color of jeans?

Stonewashed denim!

4. What is something that has changed in public schools that you wish was the norm when you were in school?

Corporeal punishment and what the teacher says goes!

5. What is your news source?

My mother-in-law!

6. What sort of people do you think read your blog?

Those looking for answers and camradry to unexplained happenings, especially events surrounding the children.The veil is thinning rapidly! Understanding, not fear, is the answer.

7. If I told you that I had a headache, you would say..........???

Take aspirin with lots of caffeine!

8. You go to a buffet style restaurant, what is the first food you put on your plate?

Salad buffet and not just rabbit food!

9. If you were stranded on a desert island.... no, we aren't asking that again. Lets put a twist into this. Would you volunteer to be dropped off on a desert island, to be picked up in a month? And you don't get to bring those 3 items, either.

Only if Picard can go with me! If he can't, I'm not going!

10. When the sun sets, what are you usually doing?

Trying to find the first star!