THE QUEEN'S MEME=WWWWW

The Who, What, When, Where, Why Would You Meme

Who ....
...is easy to love?

A newborn babe or a man, asleep.
do you just wanna smack?
Picard! He taketh all the straw for himself! I am so cold, my teeth chattereth!
do you trust? 

I only trust myself, and Bart, the watchdragon.

...do you talk to when you're alone?

I am n'er alone! The Great Wizard gave my parents that wish ere I was borne.

What....

...dangerous things do you do while driving?
Driving, my Queen? Uh, perchance I allowed George, that old grey gander to peck at mean Mr. Lance's shin whilst shooing the gaggle to the Royal Lake?

...are you allergic to?
Oh, forsooth, poorly written sonnets for the Bard promised me I deserveth only the best! And pickles in the cheese!


...is Satan's last name? Twill be "Picard" if he dost not leave the serving wench alone! Canst thou please send a manservant next time? I'm begging thee!

...is the last thing that moved you?Begging the Queen's pardon, but it brought my very soul to tears reading thy missive to thy own father, Sir Dad.

"Dignity"

...is the freakiest thing in your house?

The meme, Web Crawling!

   

When.....

...is it time to turn over a new leaf?

After the second time in the earth's journey 'round the sun that life tries to leave you.

    .
...will you be all that you can be?
When thou taketh thy last breath...
...is enough enough?
When thou enjoyeth thine own company more than any one else's.

                               ...do you go to the dark side?                                                                                 N'er again. Tis far worse than Hades...Far worse than the black hole of Picard's Beyond...                 

Where....

                                                                                ...are your pants?                                                                                       First of all, for shame, Your Majesty! Why doth thou asketh such a thing? Thou knowest a LADY dost not wear p..a..n..t..s! And are you insinuating that...No..NO you couldst not !                                                                                                                                           

                                                     ...where is your last will and testament?                                                      Safely locked away with The Great Wizard!   

...is your junk food stash? 

                    I hast no need of a "stash"!( Such a common word, my Queen.)I come and go as I will and partake when I desire! At least I did until this trumped-up imprisonment!                                                                        ...is Carmen Sandiego?                                                                                         Dost thou have Carmen Sandiego hidden in thy dungeon? OMG! Dost not thou tell me you have thrown Sir Matthew Lauer in this dank place also. How could thee! Everyone willst be searching!

Why.....                                  ...was the Lone Ranger alone?                                                                                                                                                              No other man would befriend Tonto. Together they righted the wrongs of The Wild West! Or so I've foreseen been told t'will happen! 

                            

...was The Scarlet Letter scarlet? 

                                            If t'was written today, t'would be an everyday story!                                                                                                           ....are musicians sexy and plumbers not?                   Who sayeth thus! Have you not seen Mike, the plumber on "Desperate Housewives?" Just waiteth! I have foreseen been told...                                                                                                                     

...are there no seat belts on school buses?

My Queen! Thou hast not spoken of such before. Are thee fey as well as I as the Great Wizard? Thy subjects will think thee mad if thou continueth such thoughts.Thou knowest that the dunderheads that rule that world think children are expendable!                                                                               

...swim the English Channel for a doughnut and coffee? If not that, what?
Are thou daft? If my own sweet daughter could live her life in peace, health, and happiness..Ah, then.

...forgive someone who deliberately hurt you?
Been there, donst that, far too many times.

...rather believe a lie if it hurt you less than the truth?
The truth willst always out and the pain runneth that much deeper.

...you still be alive if you were sucked out of an airplane window? Would you just float around in space for while?
My Queen! STOPPETH right now! An airplane? Floating in space? Be Careful or thou will be the lady in the dungeon with Picard and I shall be QUEEN...er, free!